Thursday, May 22, 2008

A country I would loveeee to work in

I wish there is a country where the female population is at least 7X male population. That means any male is a hot commodity. Cheating male is considered okay, because the country will encourage male to marry more than one women. Wow…

- Even though I am married, there is no control over men’s position. Why? Because there are too many lonely, horny and hot women in that country
- The moment I come out of my house, I only see few successful men. The rest are idiots and lazy bums.
- The moment I come in into my office, my boss, my colleagues and my subordinates are women. Hot women!
- Women in that country don’t mind if they are become a second or third girlfriend as there are not enough men in that country for them to have sex with…
- Less men = more horny women = men are praised and appreciated like a sex machine…
- I can tell my future wife “I want to marry you but I would like another 2 girlfriend. Well, the country encourage poligamy”.
- Prostitution are too cheap,due to the oversupply of women. With the same price I can have sex with 3 women at the same time. Prostitution are in groups rather than individuals!
- A lot of bisexual women, and they are hot! I got the chance to have sex with many women in the same time
- It’s even better if every 10 women, at least 5 are hot, because they are competing for mate and sex

These things only happens in that country
- The moment I go to a bar… The girls will ogle at me. Rather than I flirt on them, they flirt on me first! “Hi handsome, are you alone here? What would you like to drink, I’m buying for you?
- When I go to work, most of my superiors are women and therefore some of them are really hot and horny. I got the chance to sleep with them and in return, they give me a lot of increments, especially since I am hardworking.
- When I go to a beach, women in bikinis are flirting with me, compliment about my muscles, my looks and offer me an ice cream
- When I date somebody, she will say “please stay and married to me, I will do everything you want. If you want, you can have sex with other girls as long as eventually you have sex with me most.
- When I ogle at girls, they smile back at me, wink at me and being more aggressive to me than I to them.
- It is very normal for a guy to ask for sex from more than one girl and agreed by them…
- Women are competing for sex. They would work extra hard to shape their bodies, made breast implants to attract males.

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

If I am a sudden millionaire…

I want tons of sex and all hot girls into my house… I will hire a best pimp to get me the hottest, sexiest and fuckable women he ever know…

- I want every day, around 6pm… there will be 3 hot women (could be prostitutes, clubbers, escorts etc) sit in my living room. It will be better if they can do other things than fucking, like massaging me, teaching me yoga etc…
the 3 girls are from these categories…
1. Caucasian/European - Blonde
2. Caucasian/European - Brunette
3. Hot asian girl
4. Exotic girl from malaysia, indonesia
5. Cute Japanese girl

- I want my house to have lots of sex toys, stuff for them to have fun in case I couldn’t entertain them.

- Every day, around 9pm there will be an orgy with the 3 girls. One will fuck my cock, the other one showering me with her boobies and the other one caress me… Wow! I will decide a theme and pass to them pimp… E.g. “Oh I want 3 students in my house… then around 6pm, 3 of them will surround me, begging me to give them full mark in exam, in return to be my sex slaves…

- Since they are professional sex performers, they know how to dress well according to the theme..

- I want somebody to cook me every day… of course she must be willing to serve me sexually as well… So in case I’m not in the mood to have an orgy, I can fuck her hard… She must be perfect 10 in terms of cooking, sexual appetite and looks. She must be willing to watch porn movies with me and act when I want her to… So this girl will be staying with me everyday, like a girlfriend on a temporary basis. 

Whoa.. I love sex! 

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

My fantasy girl loves real doll

My fantasy girl told me “hey.. have you ever heard of real doll… a lifesize hot sex doll”. Maybe we can get 2… one for me and one for you… we can have sex party anytime.

Recently I am into real doll.. because these dolls are simply too hot…

When she’s having a period pain, she would just tell me… “Honey.. I am having a period now.. can you fuck ur girlfriend tonite..?” I will just answer “Oh okay… You want to watch us”. “Okay, I will do your video. You owe me 2 cums”she replied…

Can I imagine… I have 2 pussy and 2 sets of boobs to have fun with? One will moan and talk dirty like a porn star. The other one has perfect body curve that never grow old. When I am having sex with my real doll, she will help me put make up on her, set her positions and dress her up.


A piece of paper next to her write “Hi, can you help me wash my panty?”


A piece of paper next to her writes “Desperately looking for sex, only $50 per hour!”


My wife told me “Honey, can you help my friend open her cork… not her clothes”


A piece of paper next to her writes “Wow… That’s a very nice cock, can I have it inside my pussy pleaseeeee”


A piece of paper next to her writes “Hi… can you help me find my ring?”


A piece of paper next to her writes “Desperately looking for money”


My wife whispered to me “Your secretary upstairs need your signature”


A piece of paper next to her writes “I think my friend is drunk upstairs… can you check her?”


My wife told me “Can you help me tutoring the girl upstairs, her biology is very bad”


My wife told me “Don’t overwork the maid, she only work part time”


My wife told me “Our neighbour would like to introduce herself… can you visit her, I got no time for it”


My wife give me a bowl of ginseng soup and told me “Our neighbour is such a hard working girl… poor girl.. can you help me send this soup to her?”


My wife told me “My friend’s having a wedding, can you congratulate her?”


My wife told me “Can you help my friend with the cooking? I will need to go out to buy groceries”


My wife told me “Our poor niece is having her exam soon, can you lend your books to her”


My wife told me “Honey, I am going clubbing now. If my friend came later, tell her I left earlier to reserve seats”


My wife told me “Can you help me discipline my neighbour’s daughter, she all play and never study”


My wife told me “If my friend from Canada comes, tell her I will be back in 1 hour”


My wife told me “Can you teach our neighbour how to drive?”


My wife told me “Have fun with your dinner with your colleagues”


My wife told me “My friend from Brazil will be staying in our house for a week. Please treat her well”


My wife told me “Britney spears borrowed our house for her video shooting. Can you watch her?”


My wife told me “Must you do your job interview in our house?”


My wife told me “Be careful with your colleague, she seems interested in you”


My wife told me “Can you pick up my clothes from the laundry for our dinner? I am doing my hair in Saloon now”


My wife told me “My sister always showing off. Can you find a way to chase her away?”


My wife told me “There is an insurance agent that would like to talk to you, privately”

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